1. Fix Greece. Nobody can have any fun until they break out the Ouzo. Perhaps Goldman Sachs can help, since they made so much money betting on the bazoukis to fail.
2. Pick up dry cleaning.
3. Get media to declare the recession is over. No, it's not over, but if they say it is at least they'll be doing something constructive.
4. Requisition dumpster. Clean out credenza.
5. Pay Federal income tax.
6. Pay MOREJennifer Lai - Apr 12, 2010 9:07 AM ET
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